Jimmy: Chuck just called. Did you read the news? Four people here just died from Legionanaire's Disease.
Me: I know. And it's one person, not four. Six people total got sick.
Jimmy: So that's seven. We need to stop drinking the water.
Me: No, it's just six. One of the six died. And we don't need to stop drinking the water. It's only in one apartment building.
Jimmy: What are the symptoms?
Me: You don't have Legionnaire's Disease.
Jimmy: I've been feeling pretty sick the last couple days. My throat hurts.
Me: It's similar to pneumonia. And you don't have Legionnaire's Disease.
Jimmy: Tell Jaime she's not allowed to drink the water.
Later that evening...
Me: Your father called to tell you not to drink the water. Don't listen to him.
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