Hell is Chrome

So, showing proof of my undying love for my child I fulfilled her birthday wish by taking her to the Seventh Circle of Hell... I mean Chuck E. Cheese. After undercooked, possibly salmonella ridden pizza, screaming crying children, screaming crying parents, etc... I remembered why it had been so many years since I chose to venture forth into the abyss. I also watched an animatronic mouse singing "Everybody Wants to Rule the World", which did add a nice surreal touch to the experience.

Anyway, I think it'll be a while until I return. I hit my Chuck E. Cheese limit pretty quickly. But at least I wasn't as bad off as this guy: